I have thought for some time now that here, living in quiet little town of Oxford Alabama that there lives a fairy. "Ahhhh... a fairy!" I thought, "how cute is that!" However, this fairy is a little red light fairy and NOT CUTE AT ALL!!!!!! She sits at the intersections in Oxford awaiting traffic. Is she helpful? OH NO SHE IS NOT! Quite the opposite actually. She sits spying on the innocent drivers of the road and patiently waits... she waits for the cars to disperse and once the road is clear, you would think she would be so kind as to change that light to green so that the cars that are coming down the road would have a free and clear path to go unto their destination, but then her name wouldn't FIT! OH NO! She waits until you are coming and then BAM the light goes RED! NO ONE IS COMING IN THE OTHER DIRECTION. NOT FOR MILES AND MILES BUT SHE TURNS THAT LIGHT RED AND IT STAYS RED UNTIL ANOTHER CAR IS COMING. THERE IS NO LOGIC, NO SENSE, ONLY HATE AND HUMOR FOR THIS LITTLE RED FAIRY! Her day comes to an end NEVER!!!!!!! She lives to watch others be late to appointments and laughs when the frustration shows in their faces.
So friends, I say it's time for a revolution! When ever we are stopped at that dreaded red light by that little evil red light fairy, lets not shriek or curse her name, no, let us show her the love that she is so clearly missing and look up at her with our pretty little eyes and flash her the biggest, ugliest, silliest, stick tongue out at her face EVER!
Because if nothing else, my fellow stuck at red light people, you will begin to feel a little bit better about your time that she wasted while sitting at a light when no one is coming for those miles and miles:) Have a good day and peace be with you until we meet again.
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